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09.06.2025 04:21
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
Everyone loved it.
No way
Next, they tried...
Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Still no good
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I want to give up on men?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No go.